YAY! Today is a great day to be alive! On this day, which is certain to go down in history, ALL SORTS OF STRANGENESS has been launched! September 29th shall be a holiday! And, on Sept. 29, 2509, the quincentennial of the launch of ALL SORTS OF STRANGENESS will be celebrated everywhere! I will become so wildly popular that I'll...- ...marry Tina Fey!
- ...be worshipped as though I were a god!
- ...become Chuck Norris' best friend!
- ...and become the new star of the Half-Life saga!
You'll never be popular.
ReplyDeleteYou'll never marry Tina Fey.
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