I tried to use photoshop today. And now, I want to destroy every last person involved in the creation of this EVIL software! Photoshop is a terrible calamity. It's worse than 9/11, Pearl Harbor, the Hindenburg disaster, and Rosie O'Donnell combined! I wanted to put Tina Fey's beautiful face... ...onto the HEV suit of theoretical physicist and savior of the human race Gordon Freeman...
...but NOOO, I can't. Why not? YOU DON'T WANT TO COOPERATE WITH ME! Photoshop's design team will soon encounter Chuck Norris, and he won't be giving them autographs! Yay!
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