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THE ugly BUBBLES are INVADING earth!

1999

ROMs and the man I sing, from where I first rose up. It was the best of times...it was the worst of....sdfulsrtilrigfsdlfhsrjkgrytl.

CHuCK NorrIs, SHAkA ZulU, and MR. t all attacked the sky!

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EL WORK-O IN PROGRESS-O! (Translation: Work in Progress!)

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I, Robot

"School was delayed for two hours. Is this better or worse than closing school for the day? Write a well developed page giving your opinion on which one is better. Your blog should be at least 20 sentences."

Closing is...better! I had a dream about closing once. It was titled Closing School and Opening the Doors to Perception. It lasted for twelve hours! It starred the following people: yours truly, Master Chief, and, of course, Pink Floyd! It had a budget of $5,756,350,257,346,574,657,345,689,234,505,345,017,575,165,061,450,715,678,561,057,234,785,610,725,623,075,620,105 and nearly bankrupted the Earth. What? This was all a dream, you ask? Well, I prefer closing school because students need days off, not two hours off. After all, we need a break, because we are not robots.

WwEiRrrddddddddd.......ddd.

This is a true story...

There was once a band called Graphite Blimp. Their band consisted of...

• Vocalist Jack Zinc-Bluebell
• Roger Trumpet-Williams on lead guitar
• Bill Truckdriver-Billiam on rythm guitar
• Lewis Sky-Blue-Moon-Ritchie on bass guitar
• K.B. on keyboard
• Stanley Yelnats on drums

They existed from 1960 to 1999. They released over 100 albums during their existence, including their 1969 masterpiece The Massed Gadgets of Achilles Assembled Before Zeus, the God of All in Greek Mythology, in His Bedroom at 9 A.M. on September 11th, 1979, After They Went to See a Movie Titled Jambi the Ghost.

Discography
1962-Surfin' Albania!
1962-You Commies are Through Because America is About to Nuke You All!
1963-Surfin' Morroco!
1964-Yo Mama
1965-Our Fifth Album, Which Will Totally Sell Way Better Than the Beatles' Upcoming Album Rubber Soul!
1966-Graphite Blimp 1966: Yay Lesotho!
1967-Live Graphite Blimp
1967-In the Year 7691
1968-1968: May the Earth Explode Into Fire!
1969-The Massed Gadgets of Achilles Assembled Before Zeus, the God of All in Greek Mythology, in His Bedroom at 9 A.M. on September 11th, 1979, After They Went to See a Movie Titled Jambi the Ghost.
1970-The
1972-The Light Side of the Earth
1974-Graphite Blimp 1974: This Time, It's Personal
1976-The Plaid Album
1978-The Second Plaid Album
1980-Plaid Album, Part III
1985-No More Plaid Albums!
1990-kgsafygflyert
1995-Whammy!
1999-Kid B

Da Shapez, Ya'llz!

Pure, Unsolicited E V I L !

"Did you know that the district is thinking about getting rid of all holidays and weekends in order to save money and not cut programs like football and basketball? What do you think of this? Blog about it. Yes. TAKS STYLE."

If this is true (which I seriously, seriously doubt), then I MUST SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROY THE ENTIRE EARTH! Waxahachie ISD is now more evil than Hitler, Stalin, and Ann Coulter combined! DESTROY! ANNIHILATE! DECORATE! PLAY DRESS-UP! We must destroy 99.99997% of the entire universe because I, the amazing Hammster, am angrier than Chuck Norris gets when he misses a roundhouse kick, but that never happens!

I once had a dream about this. And I woke up angry! I was so angry, I put my cat in the toaster and threw my fridge into a plane! The plane, which was a commercial airliner, crashed into a train, which veered all over the rails until it hit another train on a bridge. The bridge collapsed, and there were 921 deaths that day!

They shall make the popular online flash game Boxhead into a film, but instead of killing zombies, they shall throw administrators and other personnel who are behind the idea into a car compactor run by a gerbil! Yeah! The cast will consist of George Clooney, Sandra Bullock, Andy Richter, Jon Hamm, the band Coldplay, and Mike Tyson, with music by Radiohead!

RECTANGLES! RECTANGLES! RECTANGLES! Yum! May rectangular rectangles rain on the rectangular adminsitrators rectangular homes!

WE ARE SPECIAL TOO! YOU WILL RESPECT THE RECTANGLES! DON'T SKIMP ON THE DATA! WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE DO AGAIN? SO YOUR NAME IS MISSPELLED! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? CIRCLES ARE GOOD TOO, BUT THEY'RE NOT RECTANGLES! PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVOT, CAN'T GET ENOUGH! MALICIOUS PIXIES! A CHART SAYS SO MUCH EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE IT CAN'T TALK! THANKS FOR SHARING! LAST BUT NOT...

Destroy this evil! No holiday-less years! Instead, year-less holidays! Atari!

That was pretty darn avant-garde, wasn't it? Woo-hoo! Chess board 42!

My bulleted list of stuff:

• The...
• ...Waxahachie ISD...
• ...administrators...
• ...who are considering this...
• ...must suffer the consequences...
• ...by being locked in a room...
• ...with Chuck Norris,...
• ...Mr. T,...
• ...and Elvis!