"Did you know that the district is thinking about getting rid of all holidays and weekends in order to save money and not cut programs like football and basketball? What do you think of this? Blog about it. Yes. TAKS STYLE."
If this is true (which I seriously, seriously doubt), then I MUST SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROY THE ENTIRE EARTH! Waxahachie ISD is now more evil than Hitler, Stalin, and Ann Coulter combined! DESTROY! ANNIHILATE! DECORATE! PLAY DRESS-UP! We must destroy 99.99997% of the entire universe because I, the amazing Hammster, am angrier than Chuck Norris gets when he misses a roundhouse kick, but that never happens!
I once had a dream about this. And I woke up angry! I was so angry, I put my cat in the toaster and threw my fridge into a plane! The plane, which was a commercial airliner, crashed into a train, which veered all over the rails until it hit another train on a bridge. The bridge collapsed, and there were 921 deaths that day!
They shall make the popular online flash game Boxhead into a film, but instead of killing zombies, they shall throw administrators and other personnel who are behind the idea into a car compactor run by a gerbil! Yeah! The cast will consist of George Clooney, Sandra Bullock, Andy Richter, Jon Hamm, the band Coldplay, and Mike Tyson, with music by Radiohead!
RECTANGLES! RECTANGLES! RECTANGLES! Yum! May rectangular rectangles rain on the rectangular adminsitrators rectangular homes!
WE ARE SPECIAL TOO! YOU WILL RESPECT THE RECTANGLES! DON'T SKIMP ON THE DATA! WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE DO AGAIN? SO YOUR NAME IS MISSPELLED! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? CIRCLES ARE GOOD TOO, BUT THEY'RE NOT RECTANGLES! PIVOT, PIVOT, PIVOT, CAN'T GET ENOUGH! MALICIOUS PIXIES! A CHART SAYS SO MUCH EVEN THOUGH IT DOESN'T REALLY SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE IT CAN'T TALK! THANKS FOR SHARING! LAST BUT NOT...
Destroy this evil! No holiday-less years! Instead, year-less holidays! Atari!
That was pretty darn avant-garde, wasn't it? Woo-hoo! Chess board 42!
My bulleted list of stuff:
- The...
- ...Waxahachie ISD...
- ...administrators...
- ...who are considering this...
- ...must suffer the consequences...
- ...by being locked in a room...
- ...with Chuck Norris,...
- ...Mr. T,...
- ...and Elvis!
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